First, Google “How to start a blog.” Then, read a blog about blogging. Learn you don’t need to be a professional writer. Nor do you need credentials or a degree. Brainstorm a catchy niche—like gluten-free baking or hot yoga. Nix the idea of a catchy niche because your expertise is anything but niche.

Read a listicle that ranks provocative topics. Read another listicle about writing listicles. Begin a social media strategy. Quit when you realize you hate social media.

Open a Word document and start typing. Stop after 15 minutes because you need to change your laundry. Munch on Tostito chips with mango salsa.

Write for two more hours.

Re-read your blog for grammatical errors. Delete copious amounts of copy. Try again. Eventually, after fitful anxiety, hit publish. Mouth vomit because you feel so exposed.

Make plans to do it again tomorrow.